哦 嘿 伙计们 Oh, hey, guys.
哦 谢谢你们来参加杰玛组织的教师聚会 Oh, thanks for coming to Gemma's teachers mixer.
我们当然得来了 你知道我们很乐意支持你们的 Yeah, of course. You know we're happy to support.
戴夫 我们就像一家人 Come on, Dave. We're like family, man.
另外 缇娜还告诉我这有酒喝 Plus, Tina told me you had an open bar.
太好了 你们来了 Good, you guys are here.
你一定要见见亚历克西斯 You have to meet Alexis.
我刚雇她来教黑人历史 I just hired her to teach Black history.
我们学校又向教职员工多样化的方向前进了一大步 Now my school's on its way to having its most diverse staff in years.
嗯 Hmm.
这些人吗？ With this group?
- 她所说的“多样化”一定是指身高和年龄 - 嗯 - By "diverse," she must mean in height and age.- Mm- hmm.
她有三个学位 She has three degrees,
会说多种非洲语言 speaks multiple African languages,
萨莎·奥巴马还在推特上关注了她 and Sasha Obama follows her on Twitter.
- 嗯 - 你会爱上亚历克西斯的 - Hmm. - You are gonna love Alexis.
她教了我很多的黑人历史 You know, she has already taught me so much about Black history.
你知道四分之一的牛仔是黑人吗？ Ah.Did you know that one in four cowboys were Black?
不 戴夫 我认为不止四分之一 No, Dave, I think it's more than that.
卡尔文说的是达拉斯牛仔队队员
你看 有迪恩·桑德斯 I mean, you got Deion Sanders,
埃米特·史密斯 迈克尔·欧文 uh, Emmitt Smith, Michael Irvin.
- 那只是90年代 - 你说什么呢？ - That's just the '90s. - What are you talking about?
来吧 我来介绍你 Come on, I'll introduce you.
哦 打扰一下 亚历克西斯？ Oh.Excuse me, Alexis?
这是我们的好朋友卡尔文和缇娜 These are our good friends Calvin and Tina.
哦 很高兴认识你 我的兄弟 Oh, nice to meet you, my brother.
很高兴认识你 Mm. Nice to meet you...
我的姐妹 m- my sister.
你好 Hi.
哦 好吧 Oh! Okay.
我们在拥抱 哦 你很有劲啊 We're hugging. Ooh, you're strong.
看看你 Look at you.
这是斯瓦希里语 Oh.It's Swahili.
意思是 “黑色很美” It means "Black is beautiful."
对你 我会说 Well, to you, I say,
伊齐基尔·埃利奥特 Ezekiel Elliott.
又一个牛仔队队员 Another Cowboy.
祝你们一切安好 Peace out, y'all.
天啊 她是不是很棒？ Oh, my God. Isn't she great?
是的 是的 真的很棒 但只有一个问题 Yeah, yeah, really great. But there's just one problem.
她不是黑人 She ain't Black.
- 嗯？- 什么 - Huh? - What?
哦 是的 相信我 那个女孩和《老友记》的演员一样白 Oh, yeah, trust me. That girl is as white as the cast of Friends.
缇娜 你说亚历克西斯不是黑人是什么意思？ Tina, what do you mean Alexis isn't Black?
是你告诉我黑人 You're the one who told me that Black people
各种色调和颜色都有 come in all shades and colors.
对 但总觉得她有点不对劲 We do. But there's just something that doesn't feel right about her.
我的“黑人雷达”没响 My Blackdar is going off.
我不想说你不对 缇娜 You know, I hate to disagree with you, Tina,
但我的“黑人雷达”说她是黑人 but my Blackdar says she is legit.
当然 我还是要听你的 But, of course, I defer to you.
行了 Come on, guys.
如果这位老师不是黑人 会有什么问题吗？ What's the worst that can happen if this teacher's not Black?
孩子们在学校音乐剧中随便鼓掌吗？ The kids clapping offbeat in the school musical?
如果她不是黑人 Well, if she's not,
那她就是在申请表上撒了谎 then she lied on her application.
更糟的是 这份工作的工资来自于 And even worse, this job came from a grant
专为非裔教师提供的指定资助 designated for an African American teacher.
如果我弄错了 整个资助项目就会岌岌可危 The whole program could be in jeopardy if I got this wrong.
好吧 你为什么不问问亚历克西斯 Okay, well, why don't you just ask Alexis
- 她是不是黑人 - 是啊 - if she's Black or not.- Yeah.
从法律上讲 我不能问 Legally, I can't.
如果能有 Wouldn't it be nice
肤色相近的邻居 if there was a neighbor who...
帮下忙 had the complexion...
那该多好啊 to make the connection.
说的真好啊 戴夫 Real subtle, Dave.
好吧 好吧 好吧 我去问她 All right. All right, fine, I'll do it.
请亚历克西斯过来吃饭 Just invite Alexis over for dinner,
我们会弄清楚她是不是黑人 and we'll figure out if she's Black or not.
哦 谢谢！谢谢你 缇娜 Oh, thank you! Thank you, Tina.
玛丽亚·凯莉：美国著名女歌手 黑白混合血统
这就像玛丽亚·凯莉的辩论重演 You know, this is like the Mariah Carey debate all over again.
是 不是 Yes, no. Yes, no. Yes.
顺便问一下 我们的辩论点是那个？ By the way, where did we land on that?
在你说话之前 Before you say anything,
我们来这只是为了免费食物 we are just here for the free food.
看吧 这就是他们俩 See, that's the problem with you two
愿意住在咱们家附近的原因 living within smell distance of my house.
哦 嘿 Mm.Oh, hey,
你们听说了吗？ have you guys heard the rumor
他们要在以前的棒球场上 that they're building a Starbucks
建一家星巴克 on the old baseball field?
是我教马尔科姆打棒球的那个棒球场吗？ The baseball field where I taught Malcolm to play?
是啊 妈妈 以后我们可以走路 Yeah. Mom, now we can walk
去买南瓜拿铁了 to get our pumpkin spice lattes.
嗯 上帝是仁慈的 Mmm. God is good.
是的 他是 但我敢肯定 比起你那些花哨的咖啡 Yes, He is. But I'm sure He prefers baseball
他更喜欢棒球 over your little, fancy coffees.
拜托 他们不能把球场拆了 Come on, they can't tear that field down.
这对社区来说意义重大 It means too much to the community.
我得设法拯救它 I got to try to do something to save it.
那你打算怎么办 是上垒抗议 Well, what are you gonna do, move into the dugout in protest
还是躺在推土机前？ or lay out in front of the bulldozers?
这是一个社区球场 It's a local field,
缇娜 不是道奇体育场 Tina, not Dodger Stadium.
我要去和市长谈谈 I'm gonna go talk to the mayor.
他欠我一个人情 来吧 马尔科姆 He owes me a favor. Come on, Malcolm.
什么？为什么我要去 我都不打棒球了 What? Why do I have to go? Done with baseball.
而且 那个球场已经十年没人用了 A- And besides, no one's used that field in ten years.
你也十年没付过伙食费了 And you haven't paid for food in ten years.
我们走吧 Let's go.
好吧 伙计们 看 All right, guys. Look,
我们必须说服市长拯救这个球场 we got to convince the mayor to save this field.
每个人都记得他的角色吗？ Does everybody remember their parts?
记得 I do.
当你说“那孩子们呢？” When you say, "What about the children?"
我就开始哭 I start crying.
你正在培养一个优秀的年轻人 戴夫 You're raising a fine young man, Dave.
好了 市长来了 Okay, here comes the mayor.
克莱伯恩市长 Mayor Clyborne.
非常感谢您与我们见面 我们很感激 Thank you so much for meeting us. We appreciate it.
我很乐于与我的选民见面 Always happy to meet with my constituents.
尤其是声称在加油站看到我做了什么的人 Especially one that saw me at the gas station doing something. Allegedly.
这样吧 市长 Well, you know, Mayor,
如果你不在这里开星巴克 if you forget about putting a Starbucks out here,
也许我可以忘记 then maybe I could forget
你没车也能在二号加油泵拿到保费的事了 about you getting premium at pump two without a car.
你想怎样？ What do you want?
这个球场曾经是这个社区的心脏和灵魂 This field used to be the heart and soul of this neighborhood.
如果我们把这个地方打扫干净 What if we clean this place up
重新举办青少年棒球联赛呢 and get the youth baseball league going again.
我们可以找赞助商来支付比赛费用 We can have sponsors to cover the cost.
卡尔文的店也会资助一些钱 You know, Calvin's shop will put in some money.
我会吗？ I- I will?
哦 我会 Yeah. Oh, I will
如果它能让孩子们远离街头 if it will keep kids off the streets.
远离街头 Kids off the streets.
哦 知道吗 Oh. You know.
这个球场让我远离了帮派和毒品 This field kept me from joining a gang and doing the drugs.
我不知道 I don't know.
想想孩子们 Think about the children.
哦 没关系 没关系 小家伙 Oh, you know, it's- it's okay. It's okay, buddy.
听着 你可能永远都无法实现你的棒球梦 Look, you may never achieve your baseball dreams,
但你会得到每个孩子都想要的： but you are gonna get what every kid wants:
一杯低因玛奇朵 a half- caf macchiato.
别这样 市长 Come on, Mayor.
你也不想在帕萨迪纳星报上 Now, I know you don't want to see this cute little kid crying
看到这个可爱的孩子哭泣的照片吧 in the Pasadena Star- News.
好吧 好吧 All right! All right.
你把团队组建起来 You get the team up and running,
我会说服市议会的 and I'll convince the city council.
非常感谢 Thank you.
我和马蒂知道该如何判断 So, me and Marty know how we're gonna figure out
亚历克西斯是不是黑人了 if Alexis is legit or not.
我们要玩问答游戏 Yeah, we're gonna play trivia
问她一些只有黑人才会知道的问题 and ask her things only Black folks would know.
伙计们 这可能不是一个万无一失的计划 Okay, guys, I don't know that that's exactly a foolproof plan.
在和卡尔文相处了这么长时间之后 I mean, after spending so much time with Calvin,
我都可能会赢 I'd probably win.
巴里·怀特：美国著名黑人歌手
戴夫 你以为巴里·怀特是白人 Dave, you thought Barry White was white.
好了 她来了 Okay, that's her.
杰玛 冷静点 好吗？我们能行 Gemma, be cool, all right? We got this.
- 马蒂 把门打开 - 是的 夫人 - Marty, get the door. - Yes, ma'am.
你好 欢迎 Hi! Welcome.
你们好啊 我的兄弟姐妹 What's up, my people?
杰玛 戴夫 Gemma. Dave.
缇娜 我希望你不要介意 Tina, girl, I hope you don't mind,
我带来了一些土豆沙拉 but I brought some potato salad.
嗯 自制的还是商店买的？ Mmm. Homemade or store- bought?
我妈妈可不会用商店的沙拉把我养大 Now, you know my mama raised me better than that.
- 当然是自制的 - 好吧 - Homemade, of course. - Okay.
好极了 Fantastic.
如果沙拉里有葡萄干或者山核桃 Now, if there are raisins or pecans in this,
她就不是黑人 she ain't Black.
卡尔文 我认为你 Calvin, I think it is on point
让我们的孩子接触棒球是对的 that you're exposing our boys to baseball.
杰基·罗宾森：美国棒球联盟中第一个黑人运动员
你知道杰基·罗宾逊吗 Did you know that Jackie Robinson
就来自帕萨迪纳吗？ is from right here in Pasadena?
对 我确实知道 Yes. Yes, I did know that.
说到有趣的事 You know what, and speaking of fun facts,
不如我们来玩黑人问答游戏吧 why don't we play some Black trivia.
- 好的 国王 - 哦 - Yes, king! - Oh!
我先来吧 国王陛下 Yeah. Me first, Your Highness.
嗯 Uh,
好吧 戴夫 okay, Dave.
在你停下 放下 After you stop, drop,
你接下来要做什么？ what do you do next?
- 打滚 这是消防知识101 - 对 - Roll. Fire safety 101. Nailed it. - Yep.
- 不对 - 错了 - No. - Wrong! Wrong!
告诉他正确的答案 亚历克西斯 Tell him the right answer, Alexis.
在你停下 放下 After you stop, drop, you...
让他们停业 我们开店营业 Shut 'em down, open up shop.
嘿 哦！ Hey, oh!
Ruff Ryders：美国黑人乐队
经典的Ruff Ryders！ Ruff Ryders forever!
我这有个题 杰玛 Okay. Okay, well, I got one. Uh, Gemma,
在电影《致命武器》中 in the movie Lethal Weapon...
- 嗯 - 哪个演员说 - Uh- huh... - which actor says,
“我年纪大了 干不了这行了”？ "I'm getting too old for this ish"?
- 这个简单 - 快点答 - Oh. Easy. Easy. - Come on.
是摩根·弗里曼 It was Morgan Freeman.
哦 答错了 亲爱的 Ooh, sorry, beloved.
是丹尼·格洛弗和他的巧克力身材 It's Danny Glover and his fine, chocolate self.
确保每个人都尝尝亚历克西斯的土豆沙拉 Make sure everybody tries Alexis' potato salad.
现在 我希望你们喜欢 Now, I hope y'all like it.
我用的是我妈妈从比洛克西得到的食谱 It's my big mama's recipe from down in Biloxi.
阿列克西斯 这太好吃了 Uh, Alexis? You put your foot in this.
You put your foot in this：赞美别人准备的食物 主要在美国听到
嗯 哦 味道真不错 Mmm. Oh, yeah. And your elbow.
嗯 没有太多蛋黄酱 Mmm. Okay, not too much mayo.
调味恰到好处 Mm- mm. It's perfectly seasoned.
应该还放了两勺芥末 I taste two squirts of mustard.
这真的很好吃 嗯 Girl, this is fire.Mm- hmm.
我很高兴你们喜欢 可以用一下洗手间吗？ I'm glad you like it. May I use your restroom?
可以 沿着走廊 向左走 Yeah. Down the hall, to the left.
门把手得晃一晃才能开 You got to jiggle that handle.
- 结果是 - 哦 - So? - Oh,
她绝对是个黑人姐妹 我能尝出来 she's definitely a sister. I can taste it.
我错了 杰玛 I was wrong, Gemma.
- 亚历克西斯绝对是个黑人 - 嗯 - Alexis is definitely a Black woman. - Mm- hmm.
等一下 Hold up.
我忘了拿包 但我没想到会听到这些 I forgot my purse. I did not expect to hear all that.
你们认为我不是黑人？ Y'all didn't think I was Black?
不 不 不 不是 我们 No, no, no, no. It's not that we...
哦 不 不 不 不 Oh.No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
嗯 Mm.
我不知道我应该感到受伤还是尴尬 I don't know whether I'm more hurt or embarrassed.
哼 还兄弟姐妹呢 It be your own people.
亚历克西斯 等等 Alexis, wait.
我们真的很 We're really sor...
我猜她只是生你们的气了 Well, I guess she's just mad at you guys, then.
看来邻居们都没来 Looks like no one from the neighborhood showed up.
我们努力过了 回家吧 Well, we tried. Let's go home.
哇 哇 哇 伙计们 稍等 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys. G- Guys, hold on. W...
我们可以的 We can do this.
这就像我以前的教官常说的一句话 It's like my old drill sergeant used to say.
“约翰逊 别再拥抱别人了 "Johnson, you stop hugging people,
快去干活！“ and you get to work!"
这对这些家伙没用的 戴夫 That's not gonna work on these guys, Dave.
让我来告诉你该怎么做吧 Let me show you how it's done.
要么你开始耙地 要么我就涨你的房租 Either you start raking, or I'll raise your rent!
除草 除草 Weed- whack. Weed- whack.
用除草机除草 Weed- whack the grass.
除草 除掉 杂草 Weed- whack. Weed- whack. Weed...
六小时 Six hours
马蒂只抱怨了35次 and only 35 complaints from Marty...
棒球场就回来了 and the baseball field is back!
我太累了 我想我动不了了 I'm so tired. I don't think I'm- a ever move again.
我的外卖到了 Oh! My Uber Eats is here.
我们现在能在球场上玩了吗？ Can we play on the field now?
当然了 小家伙 马尔科姆 拿个球棒 Sure, man. Come on. Hey, Malcolm, grab a bat.
- 让葛罗弗看看棒球是怎么打的 - 不了吧 我就不打了 老爸 - Let's show Grover how it's done. - Oh, no, I'm good, Pop.
如果这完事了 我就回家了 Look, if we done here, I'm- a just head home.
你还好吗？ Hey, man. You all right?
我的意思是 你干完活了 I mean, you did all this work.
你不想上场打几个球吗？ You sure you don't want to hit a few balls?
老爸 这是你的事 Pop, this was your project.
我来这 是因为你逼我来的 All right? I'm only down here because you made me.
来吧 马尔科姆 一起玩一会 Come on, Malcolm. Come on, man.
你和我 我们在这个球场留下了很多美好的回忆 You and I, we had some great memories on this field.
棒球曾经让你很快乐 Baseball used to make you so happy.
是的 它曾经是让我很快乐 老爸 Yeah, it used to make me happy, Pop.
但是 我的膝盖受伤了 我只能把棒球抛之脑后了 Look, I blew my knee out, man, and I put baseball behind me.
回到球场 让我 Being back here on this field, it just...
感觉不到快乐了 This doesn't feel good anymore.
你知道吗 All right?
我走了 I'm out of here, man.
马尔科姆 马尔科姆！ Malcolm. Malcolm!
马尔科姆！ Malcolm!
嗯 Huh.
要知道 要不是有人把我的扩音器弄坏了 You know, someone wouldn't have to yell
他也用不着大喊大叫了 if someone hadn't broken my megaphone.
再次感谢您接受我们的道歉 Thanks again for accepting our apology.
是的 我为不相信你而感到难过 Yeah, I feel bad for not believing you.
哦 我们没事了 尤其是你们要带我 Oh, it's all good. Especially since you're taking me out
吃午饭 喝含羞草鸡尾酒 for lunch and mimosas.
此外 我们女王需要团结一致 Also, us queens need to stick together.
你说的对 I know that's right, girl.
抱歉 我太夸张了 Sorry. I got caught up.
不 不 没关系 杰玛 No, no, no, that's all right, Gemma.
你也是女王 You're a queen, too.
哦 不 Oh, no.
哦 不 我要靠边停车了 Oh, no, I'm getting pulled over.
啊 我告诉过你要开的慢一点 Ah, see, I told you to slow your butt down.
你不能在有全食超市的社区开的太快 You can't speed through a neighborhood with a Whole Foods.
驾照和行驶证 女士？ License and registration, ma'am?
好的 Yeah.
你知道你的尾灯坏了吗？ You're aware your taillight is out?
但我丈夫告诉我他修好了 But my husband told me he fixed it.
让我看看 Let me see.
她应该会没事 She's probably all right,
但我不想让她一个人面对这个 but I don't want to leave her alone.
你说得对 你说得对 姐妹 You right. You right, sis.
我们应该出去看看 以防万一 We should go out there in case something pops off.
- 看到了吗 女士？- 我告诉戴夫 See, ma'am? I told Dave
不要自己修 not to do it himself.
嗯 Mm.
这个城市犯罪这么猖獗 You'd think with all the crime in this city,
他应该还有其他事要做 he'd have something better to do.
你们两个能后退一步吗？ Uh, can you two please step back?
哦 好的 先生 亚历克西斯 后退一步 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes, sir. Uh, Alexis, step back.
不 我们不必照他说的做 No, we don't have to do what he says. Yeah, yeah.
我今天有的是时间 I got time today.
我需要你冷静下来 I'm gonna need you to calm down,
别叫我冷静下来 Don't tell me to calm down.
你就要失业了 You about to lose your job.
- 听着 女士 我只是想 - 噢 - Listen, lady, I'm just trying... - Ow! Ow!
你不能对我动手动脚 先生 You- you cannot lay your hands on me, sir.
你看到了吗？噢 Did you see that? Ow!
我要拿走你的警徽 小子 I'm gonna have your badge, sport!
我的父母拥有洛杉矶最大的律师事务所之一！ My parents own one of the biggest law firms in Los Angeles!
费瑟林汉姆律师事务所 我相信你一定听说过 Featherinham and Associates. I'm sure you've heard of them.
所有巡警前往第12街和科洛弗街支援 All units report to 12th and Clover.
发生交火 Shots fired.
她刚才说了费瑟林汉姆律师事务所 She just said Featherinham and Associates.
她告诉我她姓辛普森 She told me her last name is Simpson.
收到 24号巡警响应支援 Copy that. Unit 24 responding.
你今天的很幸运 女士 It's your lucky day, lady.
哦 是的 是啊 Oh, yeah. Yeah,
你最好赶紧走 我正要爆发呢 you better leave! I was about to go O- F- F!
好了 我们走吧？ All right, you guys ready to go?
呃 在我们走之前你到底姓辛普森还是费瑟林汉姆？ Uh, before we do, is your last name Simpson or Featherinham?
我不知道她的姓是什么 I don't know what her last name is,
但我知道她的名叫凯伦 but I know her first name is Karen.
Karen：指的是一种特定类型的中产阶级白人女性 常表现出源于特权的行为
没有一个黑人女性会像你刚才那样做 No Black woman in the world would do what you just did.
而且你的父母是费瑟林夫妇？ And your parents are the Featherinhams?
我每天都能看到他们的广告 I watch their TV commercials every day.
所以 除非你是被收养的 So, now, unless you're adopted...
否则你就是白人 you white.
作为非裔美国人 我们不都是混血儿吗？ As African Americans, aren't we all mixed with something?
姐妹 你刚才说“小子” Girl, you just said "sport."
对我来说 这个词都很白 That's even white for me.
好吧 好吧 我是白人 Okay. Uh, fine. I'm white,
但我喜欢黑人文化 but I love Black culture.
文化流动并没有错 There's nothing wrong with being culturally fluid.
姐妹 我不知道什么是文化流动 Girl, I don't know what culturally fluid is,
但我生下来就是黑人 but I am Black every damn day.
所以你应该感谢我对黑人文化的欣赏 That's why you should appreciate my appreciation.
不 亲爱的 No, sweetheart.
你的欣赏实际上是一种文化侵占 Your appreciation is actually appropriation.
这叫做Black fishing It's called Black fishing.
Black fishing ：白人用肤色和造型让自己看起来像黑人 但不想遭到歧视
我们并不是什么外来物种 See, we're not some exotic species
能让你通过模仿来感觉自己与众不同 that you can mimic to feel special.
很明显你是想要享受黑人的福利 It's clear that you want our rhythm
但不想要黑人受到的不公平待遇 but don't want our blues.
更不用说 你还从一位合格的非裔候选人手中 Not to mention you took a job
抢走了一份很好的工作 from a well- qualified African American candidate.
- 对 - 我要撤销对你的聘请 - Mm. - I'm rescinding my offer.
你马上就要失业了 You about to lose your job.
嗯！ Hmm!
这很公平 That's fair.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我很感激你们约我出来 And I appreciate you calling me out.
这就是我喜欢我们文化的地方 That's what I love about our culture.
我们彼此争吵 但归根结底 这都是爱 We fight amongst ourselves, but at the end of the day, it's all love.
杰玛 上车 Gemma, get in the car.
- 她简直就是电影里的疯子 - 对 - This woman is Lifetime movie crazy. - Yeah.
嘿 老爸 你还好吗？你发短信说有急事 Hey, Pop, are you all right? Your text said it was urgent.
- 我说“急事”了吗？- 说了 - Did I say "urgent"? - Yeah.
我是说你出去的时候 去买点洗涤剂 I meant while you was out, uh, pick up some detergent.
嘿 好吧 Hey, well,
既然你来了 来吧 带上手套 我们走吧 since you're here, come on, man. Grab a glove. Let's go.
不 我告诉过你 我不打棒球了 老爸 No. No, man. I told you, I'm done with baseball, Pop.
你是说了 孩子 但是 Yeah, son, but...
他们还在打 they aren't.
看看他们 Look at them.
那些孩子就是小时候的你 Those kids are you when you were a boy.
除了穿勒布朗球鞋的那个 Except for the one wearing LeBrons.
我绝不会在一个12岁的孩子身上花那么多钱 I would never spend that kind of money on a 12- year- old.
是的 爸爸 我知道 Yeah, Dad, I know.
来吧 Come on, man.
看看棒球是如何把邻里团结在一起的 Look how this game has brought the neighborhood together.
和我们一起玩吧 Join us.
我不知道 老爸 我 I don't know, Pop. I...
好吧 好吧 孩子 All right. Okay, son.
帮我个忙 Do me this favor.
为了我 就挥一棒吧 For your old man, take one swing.
看 我拿了你最喜欢的球棒 Look, I got your favorite bat.
你不会就此罢休 是吧？ You not gonna let this go, huh?
不会 Nope.
好吧 老爸 就这一次 Fine, Pop. One swing.
走吧 开始吧 你们 离开球场 Let's go, baby. Let's do it. All right, y'all.
准备好了吗？ You ready?
我们开始吧 Here we go.
没事的 好吗？ It's okay, all right?
马尔科姆 调整一下你的姿势 Malcolm, just fix your stance.
调整你的握姿 集中注意力看球 Adjust your grip. Focus on the ball.
开始了 Here we go.
打得好 Boom, baby!
这是我儿子！ That's my son right there!
这是全垒打！ Knocked it out the park!
- 虽说这只是个小球场 但是 - 对 - It's a smaller park, but still. - Yeah.
- 全垒打就是全垒打 - 马尔科姆 你打的真好 Home run's a home run, man. Malcolm, that was incredible.
你把球打得飞出去那么远 You hit that thing way out of here.
但我觉得你打到了一辆车 And I also think you hit a car.
知道吗？就算我打到了 那也值得 Know what? If I did, that was worth it.
对 Yeah, right.
嘿 先生 你能教我们怎么打吗？ Hey, mister, can you teach us how to hit like that?
马尔科姆 你能教我们吗？求你了 Yeah, Malcolm, can you teach us? Please?
哦 不行 孩子们 Oh, look, I don't know, man.
别逼我哭 你知道我很会哭的 Don't make me cry, 'cause you know I will.
那可太糟了 小家伙 但是 呃 That is messed- up, G Man. But, uh,
好吧 我会教你们的 yes, I will teach you guys.
太好了 Yes!
现在 你不能告诉我感觉不好了 Now, you can't tell me that didn't feel good.
你知道吗 爸爸？感觉好极了 You know what, Pop? That felt great.
感觉就像回到了过去 Felt just like back in the day, man.
在我的成长过程中 我最想做的事情 Uh, growing up, all I ever really wanted to do
就是打棒球 所以 was play baseball, so...
在我不能再打球之后 after I couldn't play no more,
甚至一想到棒球都会感到难过 even thinking about the game hurt.
我能理解 Yeah. I can understand that.
但这并不意味着你不能以其他方式享受棒球带给你的快乐 But it doesn't mean that you can't enjoy the game in different ways.
你是对的 Know what, you right.
谢谢你让我重返球场 老爸 Thank you for bringing me back to the game, Pop.
随时奉陪 孩子 随时奉陪 Anytime, son. Anytime, man.
我的朋友们 That, my friends...
这就是为什么棒球 is why baseball
是全美运动 is America's pastime.
嘿 Hey!
你们谁打碎了我奔驰车的挡风玻璃？ Which one of you broke the windshield on my Mercedes?
嘿 对不起 兄弟 Hey, man, I'm sorry, brother.
我也有一个孩子 我 I got a little man, too. I'm s...
- 哦 嘿 缇娜 我正式宣布 - 嘿 - Oh, hey, Tina. It's official.- Hey.
我拯救了棒球场 I saved the baseball field.
- 嗯 - 我想市长会建一座我的雕像 - Mm. - And I think the mayor's gonna give me a statue.
因为你拯救了棒球场？ For saving the baseball field?
嗯 还有 保守秘密 Mm, that and, uh, you know, keeping a secret.
好吧 Well,
我也有好消息 I've got good news, too.
我的黑人雷达是对的 My Blackdar was right.
亚历克西斯是白人 Alexis is white.
- 什么 - 嗯 - What? - Mm- hmm.
但是 她的土豆沙拉很好吃 But her potato salad was lit.
得了吧 Please,
她是从英格尔伍德的一辆餐车上买的 she bought it from a food truck in Inglewood.
哦 你就是因为这个知道的吗？ Oh. Is that how you busted her?
不 我们被警察拦住了 No. We got stopped by the cops,
她迅速地切换了角色 and she switched it up with the quickness.
- 她甚至还用“我要拿走你的警徽”来威胁他 - 哦 - She even hit him with the "I'll have your badge." - Oh.
- 竟然说“我要拿走你的警徽”- 对啊 - Not the "I'll have your badge." - Yes, she did.
宝贝 你知道这是为什么 Well, you know how it is with us, babe.
- 都是为了赶时髦 - 没错 - Always on trend. - That's right.
- 我的意思是 首先是我们的头发 然后是我们的肤色 - 嗯 - I mean, first it was our hair. Then our skin. - Mm.
- 现在是我们的屁股了 - 嗯 - Now it's our butts. - Mm.
每个人都想成为黑人 直到他们受到黑人的待遇 Everybody want to be Black till they treated Black.
没错 就像我奶奶常说的那样 That's right. It's like my grandma used to say.
如果你不想说真话的话 就别站在烤架旁 Don't stand next to the grill if you ain't gonna keep it real.